Well, I'm an artist and designer, hopefully you've got that by now, so what else is there? There's people out there who think my name is Ivan and that I have a shocking Russian accent because, honestly, they weren't around me long enough to see me drop the act. Also, true story, I'm a bit of a geek.
How about relevant? I can do relevant. I love collaborating with accomplished art directors. When I start a project it becomes an obsession. I scrutinize details. I get down to the pixels and the vectors, and am loathe to move on till I know it's right.
So hire me. Go on. Do it.